Victorinox, the maker of the fabled Swiss Army Knife, doesn’t just make small tools. In its catalog, you’ll find a version of the iconic pocket knife that can only be described as colossal. Dubbed the Swiss Champ XXL, the tool packs a whopping 73 functions within the 15 tool layers sandwiched between its familiar red ABS handle scales.
Victorinox Swiss Champ XXL
It’s not even the biggest tool in Victorinox history. That distinction goes to the Swiss Champ XAVT, which has even more tools and includes a digital clock in its handle.
Both versions of the classic SwiAK beg the question … why? What sort of tasks necessitates a pocket knife becoming a 12.5-ounce brick? As you might’ve guessed, the answers are equally odd and specific.
Fish Scaler
Victorinox’s fish scaler tool looks like a three-ish-inch ruler with a curved, jagged edge. The ruler is short but can help you decide whether a fish is the right size to harvest, at which point you’ll employ the scaler.
By rubbing that edge back and forth across the side of a fresh catch, you can remove its scales and prep it for the pan, all in the comfort of a minimal outdoor kitchen. (Some SAK enthusiasts also note that the edge is adept at carving pumpkins for Halloween.)